Today’s conversation. This time it’s between me and Little Man.
Little Man: Are these your boobs things, Mom?
Me: Uh, yeah. Of course. I’m the only girl around here.
Little Man: Why is it black with white dots?
Me: It’s pretty. Isn’t it pretty?
Little Man: Yes, of course it is. But nobody sees your boobs things, mom.
Me: Well I guess you’re right, Lukey. You’re very smart.