Coke Zero suckage

I blame my Coke habit on my parents.

Heck, I even blame it on my grandparents.

I have photos of myself drinking Coke IN MY BOTTLE. (Just exactly what type of Coke did you think I was talking about? Geez!)

Uh, yeah. Not so sure there’s any way to spin that one. That just isn’t right.

And now, to this day, when I’m really needing something … guess what I crave?

Milk Duds.

Oh, and Coke. Obviously.

It’s going to be really, really, REALLY difficult to turn this ship around, folks. Coke Zero sucks, yo.

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