I blame my Coke habit on my parents.
Heck, I even blame it on my grandparents.
I have photos of myself drinking Coke IN MY BOTTLE. (Just exactly what type of Coke did you think I was talking about? Geez!)
Uh, yeah. Not so sure there’s any way to spin that one. That just isn’t right.
And now, to this day, when I’m really needing something … guess what I crave?
Oh, and Coke. Obviously.
It’s going to be really, really, REALLY difficult to turn this ship around, folks. Coke Zero sucks, yo.