I’m not going to name names or get into much about this topic, other than to say you need to be VERY CAREFUL around your cat.
In fact, take my co-worker’s advice and do not EVER kiss your cat on the mouth.
You will thank me for sharing her advice. Seriously.
That being said, a full-on makeout session with your other pets is highly acceptable. It’s just cats you need to stay away from.
In fact, if you have a pet pig, or even just come across one in a petting zoo or even on the side of a country road, walk up to it and give it the biggest kiss on the lips you’ve ever given in your life. Lick that swine-flu infested hunk-o-bacon up and down. Mmm. Just the thought of it reminds me of BACON.
Oh, geez. Look what you did! What were you thinking??