So, I was telling the kids yesterday that I was bummed that Dave Matthews Band is in Indy this weekend for two shows, and that their dad and I weren’t going to get to go.
Oldest son says, “Why? Have you gone before?”
I said, “Yes. We used to go every year. But it’s sold out. We didn’t get tickets this year.”
“Why didn’t you get tickets?”
“We’d need a sitter … and we just didn’t want to spend the money on that, I guess.”
“Well, bye, bye old life. Hello new one.”
I said, “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Hello new life.”
“Yeah, what’s that mean?”
“It means that was your old life and now you drive us around and take us places.”
Again, I couldn’t make this up if I tried.